Biblical Curse Generator

Red State Rabble has a link to a biblical curse genorator. It's very amusing. I tried it and got:

Harken, O ye bull of Bashan, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

I wonder if it will have legs or if it will be one of those modern evoluted types with no legs!

Follow the link to Red State Rabble if you want to try.