
Mozart's death was somewhat unexpected and he was buried in a hurry. Several years later it was realized that they had done the great composer an injustice. His body was exhumed and the casket was put on a wagon for transport to Salzburg where a proper funeral would be held. As the wagon was rounding a corner the carriage driver was shocked to see a goat in the middle of the road. Unfortunately, they were going to fast to stop and ran the poor thing over -sending it to an unearned final resting place in a goatherd's cooking pot. The carriage carrying Mozart's mortal remains flipped over and the casket went tumbling. When it came to a stop the lid flipped open to reveal Mozart furiously erasing the scores to all his great symphonies. "Mozart!" the stunned members of the funeral procession cried "Whatever are you doing?"
To which Mozart replied "Why, I'm decomposing!"
And you thought you were going to get a serious story! Bwahahaha!